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Toasts for Every Occasion

Toasts for Every Occasion by Jennifer Rahel Conover
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Here's lookin' at you, kid…Called upon to make a toast at your daughter’s dirthday? Your boss's baby shower? Your brother's wedding? Your sister's divorce? Don't worry about what to say. Pour everyone a drink and relax. Your wit is about to get sharpened for you… May you live as long as you want, and not want as long as you live…This entertaining and comprehensive guide—fully indexed by category, occasion and contributor—includes more than 1,300 heartwarming, hilarious, cynical, sentimental, and exotic toasts. It is the perfect party companion, whether you’re saluting good health, bad habits, old enemies, or new friends. To all our guests who make us happy, some by coming and others by going…Featuring all the right words for all right occasions by Oscar Wilde, Charles Dickens, Dorothy Parker, Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, John F. Kennedy, Winston Churchill, W.C. Fields, Bette Davis, Jack London, Robert Frost, Ogden Nash, Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, John Barrymore, P.J. O'Rourke, Miss Piggy, Emily Dickinson, William Shakespeare, Mae West, Walter Winchell, Socrates, Benjamin Franklin, Victor Hugo, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Gloria Steinhem and hundreds of others who never worried about being at a loss for words.And here's to living well, 'tis the best revenge…(Ahem)…I think it was a wise old soul who once said…Never eat more than you can lift.—Miss PiggyHere's to age. Do not resist growing old, many are denied the privilege.—AnonymousA Merry Christmas this December to a lot of folks I don't remember.—Franklin AdamsI have known many, liked a few, loved only one, so here's to you.—AnonymousForgive your enemies, but remember their names!—John F. KennedyHere's to happiness, it sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.—John BarrymoreHere's to love which doesn't make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride worthwhile.—Mae WestI know the things I know, and do the things I do,And if you do not like me so to hell, my love, with you!—Dorothy ParkerLet us toast the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.—Mark TwainI used to know a clever toast, but pshaw, I cannot think of it.So fill your glass to anything, and bless your souls I'll drink to it.—Wallace Irwin


































Penguin Group US; May 2001
304 pages; ISBN 9781101220146
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Title: Toasts for Every Occasion
Author: Jennifer Rahel Conover
 
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9780451203014
9780786523627
9780786523634
9781101220146
9781429593106