How to Talk to Girls
Are you smart enough to take over a girl's heart?
Leave it to a nine-year-old to get down to the basics about how to win victory with a girl. How to talk to girls is for boys of all ages—from eight to eighty—and the girls they like. So read this book and then you're ready. Good luck!
Comb your hair and don't wear sweats
Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)
Don't act desperate
48 pages; ISBN 9780061847707
Title: How to Talk to Girls
Author: Alec Greven; Kei Acedera
The Facts of Life
Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you.
Life is hard, move on!
Tip: About 73 percent of regular girls ditch boys; 98 percent of pretty girls ditch boys.
Or sometimes it just doesn't work out.
I had a crush on a girl in preschool.
Then my family had to move, so I had to let her wash out of my mind.
You also have to be aware that girls win most of the arguments and have most of the power. If you know that now, things might be easier.
Finally, if you try for too many girls, you will have jealousy issues and might end up with nobody. It is really best to go for just one.
If you do get a girl to like you, that is victory.
Winning victory is a dream for most boys, but it is very rare.
What does it take to win victory?
Read on and find out!
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