The woman in the newspaper office took off her glasses and polished them on her cardigan.
'What are you advertising?'
'My Parents,' said Keith.
What does a kid do when his Mum and Dad are past it?
Get them into shape, decides Keith. And find them new partners.
It's a brilliant plan–but he'll need help.
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Title: Puppy Fat
Author: Morris Gleitzman