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Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog
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A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:

You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.

And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

RHCP; March 2012
ISBN 9781409046011
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