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Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar by Kelly Oxford
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Kelly Oxford is . . .

A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds

Not the queen of the world

An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher

The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush

A born salesman

Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20

That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time

Totally an expert on strep throat

Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend

A writer

A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes

"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four

Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket

"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert

Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon

A terrible liar

HarperCollins; April 2013
288 pages; ISBN 9780062102249
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Title: Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
Author: Kelly Oxford
 
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ISBNs
0062102249
9780062102232
9780062102249