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Blackboard Blunders
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 7.99Last week it was Jack's berthday. He brort a cak to school and we all had a pis.''On our activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but Mom said they were to ekspensiv.'Children are at their funniest when trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a goldmine of unintentional humour.This... more...
Dad's Wit
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 13.99Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.'Bill Cosby'My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.'Spike MilliganWhen your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there's a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips... more...
The Deranged Book for Old-Timers
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 13.99It might have been fun and games once to have adventures, make catapults or learn about fossils, but what about now you are starting to feel a bit fossilised yourself? You just know you are going to suffer a ghastly accident if you attempt to make a tree house.'The Deranged Book for Old-Timers' offers advice on lifes more sedate pleasures,... more...
Keep Calm for Mums
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 5.99?For most exhausted mums, their idea of ?working out? is a good, energetic lie-down.?Kathy LetteWISE WORDS FOR MOTHERSYou?ve got the best job in the world, apparently, but some days, when you?re sleep deprived and the kids are driving you crazy, you wish you could have a day off. No chance!This book is packed with witty and uplifting quotations to... more...
Kids Klangers
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 7.99The world is a confusing place, especially for children, and their innocent observations and questions can be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you're, say, behind an elderly gentleman at a busy checkout and your little angel asks you...'is that man all wrinkly because he's been in the bath too long?' more...
The Little Black Book of Chat-up Lines and Flirting
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 7.99I think theres something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?Would you touch me, so I can tell my friends Ive been touched by an angel?You remind me of a parking ticket. Youve got fine written all over you.Have you ever been surrounded by hotties and stuck for an opening line? Raise... more...
Outrageous Office Dares
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 7.99369 outrageous dares to help release your inner delinquent!If you need some wicked inspiration for staving off office boredom: Discreetly lean over and sniff a colleagues armpit Applaud uproariously whenever someone comes out of the toilet Arrive late to a meeting and moonwalk to your seatDo you dare to play? more...
Precautionary Tales for Grandparents
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 13.99Many of us remember with pleasure Hilaire Bellocs humorous and piquant Cautionary Tales. Ever popular since publication in 1940, the moral poems were supposedly for children but, with their satirical reflections on the state of the nation and the human condition, were also enjoyed by adults.Inspired by the prose and poetry of Belloc, James... more...
So You're 70!
Summersdale Publishers Ltd. 2012; US$ 5.99Congratulations youve made it to the ripe old age of 70! Youre older than Israel and Biffo the Bear. By now the novelty of a free bus pass has worn off and youll never make it through the late night film feature without nodding off during the news.On the bright side, you can look forward to a new pair of knees and maybe even... more...









