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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
St. Martin's Press 2009; US$ 13.99From the author of the bestselling classics We?re Just Like You , Only Prettier , and Bless Your Heart, Tramp , comes a collection of essays so funny, you?ll shoot co?cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: ? Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate ? How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life ? Strapped for... more...
We're Just Like You, Only Prettier
St. Martin's Press 2010; US$ 13.99"On the short drive to the preschool, I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old. Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself. Studies have shown that it's very important for familes to eat together. . . . " Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes... more...
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
St. Martin's Press 2007; US$ 15.99Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld... more...
Belle Weather
St. Martin's Press 2010; US$ 15.99Bestselling Author of We?re Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp Hang on to your hats! We?re in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, ?Think Dave Barry with a female point of view.? With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit,... more...
You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl
St. Martin's Press 2011; US$ 14.99From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning , comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on,... more...
Bless Your Heart, Tramp
St. Martin's Press 2006; US$ 14.99From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress). Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting... more...
Rude Bitches Make Me Tired
St. Martin's Press 2013; US$ 14.99The funniest, New York Times bestselling southern humorist delivers a book of etiquette for the modern age. Celia Rivenbark's seventh book, Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, is an always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for real-life manners quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have... more...
She Drives Me Crazy
St. Martin's Press 2011; US$ 0.00From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning among others, comes three wickedly irreverent essays that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere. In these essays, Celia Rivenbark reviews the many oddities in stranger-than-fiction news story, chronicles her transition... more...
The Height of Rudeness
St. Martin's Press 2013; US$ 0.99Have you been "wait-listed" for your friend's wedding? Or, worse, have you been told, via engraved stationery, that you should "Please don't save the date"? This odious and ill-mannered trend must stop! How did it start? How should we cope with such an audacious display of asshattery? Leave it to Mama Celia to help in times like these. And a word... more...
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