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  • "It Always Seems Impossible Until It's Done."by Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Workman Publishing Company 2014; US$ 9.95

    Pursuing a dream is hard work, but the right words delivered at the right time?by people who?ve been there and done that?can give us just the motivation we need. The right words can rekindle our enthusiasm, re-energize our efforts, dispel doubt, let us know we?re not alone, and show us that the fight is worth it?and winnable. Kathryn and Ross Petras... more...

  • "Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day."by Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Workman Publishing Company 2016; US$ 9.95

    A book of inspirational quotations, Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day presents hundreds of reminders from some of the smartest people who ever lived?from Dr. Seuss to Erma Bombeck, Thich Nhat Hanh to Lena Dunham?that happiness is everywhere and the glass is half-full. It?s the perfect gift of optimism, for good times and not-so-good times. more...

  • The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Doneby Ross Petras; Kathryn Petras

    Crown/Archetype 2011; US$ 10.95

    *Too lazy to drive to his girlfriend's house, a man ties helium balloons to a lawn chair--and ends up at 15,000 feet, closing the L. A. airport. *A Chinese contraception program causes the birth rate to rise when men are discovered taking birth control pills and unrolling condoms over their fingers--exactly as shown in the training film. *A... more...

  • 776 Stupidest Things Ever Saidby Ross Petras; Kathryn Petras

    Crown/Archetype 2010; US$ 11.00

    A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips,  spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous  and infamous figures past and present -- a  complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth  champions of all time. From the Trade Paperback edition. more...

  • The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetryby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Workman Publishing Company 2012; US$ 11.95

    Required reading from great poets of our time. Drew Barrymore: ?Upon Pondering Breasts.? Tom Cruise: ?An Exegesis on Psychiatry.? Ann Coulter: ?My Kind of Fun.? And Trump and Sheen and Snooki, John Boehner and Michelle Bachman, Miley and Ke$ha. Hugo Chavez. Even a Zen haiku by Emmitt Smith: I think it?s his self- confidence in himself that makes... more...

  • Bad Girls Go Everywhereby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Running Press 2013; US$ 12.95

    300 kick-ass quotes with equal parts wisdom and sass from past and present-day "bad" girls. more...

  • Here Speeching Americanby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2004; US$ 9.95

    THE STRANGEST (AND FUNNIEST) TRAVEL GUIDE YOU?LL EVER READ The celebrated authors of the perennial bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said set the typical travel guide squarely on its head?taking you from the airport to the hotel, from sightseeing to dining out?by using 100 percent real examples of fractured English as spoken and posted... more...

  • Stupid Movie Linesby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2011; US$ 9.95

    The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with... more...

  • Unusually Stupid Americansby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2007; US$ 11.00

    A hilarious collection of lists, statistics, news items, quotations, and facts detailing stupid acts of Americans from all walks of life?by the authors of the bestselling The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Everyone knows that America is ?the land of the free and the home of the brave,? but sometimes that means we?re free to be as bravely stupid... more...

  • Unusually Stupid Celebritiesby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2009; US$ 10.95

    The Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars? every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their... more...