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  • Here Speeching Americanby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2004; US$ 9.95

    THE STRANGEST (AND FUNNIEST) TRAVEL GUIDE YOU?LL EVER READ The celebrated authors of the perennial bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said set the typical travel guide squarely on its head?taking you from the airport to the hotel, from sightseeing to dining out?by using 100 percent real examples of fractured English as spoken and posted... more...

  • Unusually Stupid Celebritiesby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2009; US$ 10.95

    The Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars? every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their... more...

  • Unusually Stupid Americansby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2007; US$ 11.00

    A hilarious collection of lists, statistics, news items, quotations, and facts detailing stupid acts of Americans from all walks of life?by the authors of the bestselling The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Everyone knows that America is ?the land of the free and the home of the brave,? but sometimes that means we?re free to be as bravely stupid... more...

  • Unusually Stupid Politiciansby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2009; US$ 13.00

    Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, bestselling authors of the scathingly funny Unusually Stupid Americans and Unusually Stupid Celebrities , now set their bipartisan sights on the hallowed halls of the United States government. Unusually Stupid Politician s exposes the mind-boggling but true political mishaps, missteps, and miscues that have even... more...

  • 776 Stupidest Things Ever Saidby Ross Petras; Kathryn Petras

    Crown Publishing Group 2010; US$ 11.00

    A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips,  spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous  and infamous figures past and present -- a  complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth  champions of all time. From the Trade Paperback edition. more...

  • Very Bad Poetryby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group 2011; US$ 12.00

    Writing very bad poetry requires talent.  It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius.  From... more...

  • Stupid Movie Linesby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Random House Publishing Group 2011; US$ 9.95

    The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with... more...

  • The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Doneby Ross Petras; Kathryn Petras

    Crown Publishing Group 2011; US$ 10.95

    *Too lazy to drive to his girlfriend's house, a man ties helium balloons to a lawn chair--and ends up at 15,000 feet, closing the L. A. airport. *A Chinese contraception program causes the birth rate to rise when men are discovered taking birth control pills and unrolling condoms over their fingers--exactly as shown in the training film. *A... more...

  • Bad Girls Go Everywhereby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Running Press 2013; US$ 12.95

    300 kick-ass quotes with equal parts wisdom and sass from past and present-day "bad" girls. more...

  • Wretched Writingby Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

    Penguin Group US 2013; US$ 12.99

    Wretched writing is the lowest of the low; it is a felonious assault on the English language. Exuberantly excessive, it is a sin committed often by amateurs and all-too-frequently by gifted writers having an off day. In short, it?s very bad writing. Truly bad. Appallingly bad. It?s also very funny. A celebration of the worst writing imaginable, ... more...