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Jaz Parks here. My latest mission has taken me to the ancient Greek city of Patras ; but instead of soaking up its splendor, I'm here to infiltrate a Vampere Trust. Only two vamps have ever escaped the tightly bound communities and lived to tell the tale: Edward "The Raptor" Samos , the most reviled criminal mastermind in recent memory, and Vayl, the CIA's number one assassin who also happens to be my boss. The Raptor is trying to take over Vayl's former Trust. Unfortunately the Trust's new leader has her own plans. This job is going to be the death of me. more...

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Extracts From Adam''s Diary " NOTE.--I translated a portion of this diary some years ago, and a friend of mine printed a few copies in an incomplete form, but the public never got them. Since then I have deciphered some more of Adam''s hieroglyphics, and think he has now become sufficiently important as a public character to justify this publication.--M. T." Eve''s Diary is a comic short story by Mark Twain. It was first published in the 1905 Christmas issue of the magazine Harper''s Bazaar, and in book format in June 1906 by Harper and Brothers publishing house. It is written in the style of a diary kept by the first woman in the Judeao-Christian creation story, Eve, and is claimed to be "translated from the original MS." The "plot" of this novel is the first-person account of Eve from her creation up to her burial by, her mate, Adam, including meeting and getting to know Adam, and exploring the world around her, Eden. The story then jumps 40 years into the future after the Fall and expulsion from Eden. It is one of a series of books Twain wrote concerning the story of Adam and Eve, including ''Extracts from Adam''s Diary,'' ''That Day In Eden,'' ''Eve Speaks,'' ''Adam''s Soliloquy,'' and the ''Autobiography of Eve. — Excerpted from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Intuitive navigation. . Text annotation and mark-up. . more...

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I'm Jaz Parks. My boss is Vayl, born in Romania in 1744. Died there too, at the hand of his vampire wife, Liliana. But that's ancient history. For the moment Vayl works for the C.I.A. doing what he does best--assassination. And I help. You could say I'm an Assistant Assassin. But then I'd have to kick your ass. Our current assignment seemed easy. Get close to a Miami plastic surgeon named Assan, a charmer with ties to terrorism that run deeper than a buried body. Find out what he's meeting with that can help him and his comrades bring America to her knees. And then close his beady little eyes forever. Why is it that nothing's ever as easy as it seems?. more...

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This New York Times bestselling author's Undead series is more popular than ever!. With her birthday coming up, Betsy isn't in the best frame of mind to face the powerful European vampires who have finally come to pay their respects. Playing politics is not her strong suit, especially when she finds out her best friend Jessica may have a life-threatening illness. Sure Betsy can save her life by taking it-isn't that what friends are for?-but the choice isn't in her hands. With her fiancé Eric dodging all the wedding plans, Betsy's plate is full-and not with birthday cake. But who has time to pout? Not even a reluctant vampire queen, who is taking it one high-heeled step at a time in MaryJanice Davidson's creative, sophisticated, sexy, and wonderfully witty series more...

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Works of Edgar Rice Burroughs (50+ works): The Tarzan series, The Barsoom series, Jungle Adventure Novels and more. Table of Contents. Martian series / Barsoom series:. A Princess of Mars. The Gods of Mars. Warlord of Mars. Thuvia, Maid of Mars. The Chessmen of Mars. The Mastermind of Mars. A Fighting Man of Mars. Swords of Mars. Synthetic Men of Mars. Llana of Gathol. John Carter and the Giant of Mars. Skeleton Men of Jupiter. Tarzan series:. Tarzan of the Apes. The Return of Tarzan. The Beasts of Tarzan. The Son of Tarzan. Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar. Jungle Tales of Tarzan. Tarzan the Untamed. Tarzan the Terrible. Tarzan and the Golden Lion. Tarzan and the Ant Men. The Tarzan Twins. Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle. Tarzan and the Lost Empire. Tarzan the Invincible. Tarzan Triumphant. Tarzan and the City of Gold. Tarzan and the Lion-Man. Tarzan and the Leopard Men. Tarzan''s Quest. Tarzan and the Forbidden City. Tarzan the Magnificent. Tarzan and "The Foreign Legion". Tarzan and the Castaways. Venus series:. Pirates of Venus. Lost on Venus. Carson of Venus. Escape on Venus. Moon series:. The Moon Maid. The Moon Men. The Red Hawk. Pellucidar series:. At the Earth''s Core. Pellucidar. Tanar of Pellucidar. Caspak series:. The Land That Time Forgot. The People That Time Forgot. Out of Time''s Abyss. Mucker series:. The Mucker. The Return of the Mucker. The Oakdale Affair. Other science fiction:. Beyond The Farthest Star. The Lost Continent. Monster Men. The Resurrection of Jimber-Jaw. Jungle adventure novels:. The Cave Girl. The Eternal Lover. Jungle Girl. The Lad and the Lion. Western novels:. Apache Devil. The Bandit of Hell''s Bend. The Deputy Sheriff of Comanche County. The War Chief Historical novels. The Outlaw of Torn. Other work:. The Efficiency Expert. The Girl from Farris''s. The Girl from Hollywood. The Mad King. more...

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