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  • "Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up" and Other Will Rogers Quotesby Crombie Jardine

    Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited 2014; US$ 2.99

    Part Cherokee, part American, William Penn Adair Rogers was a humorist and actor. He starred in 50 silent and 21 talking films, and was also a radio broadcaster, author, and newspaper columnist. This collection consists of over 100 quotes that best portray his wit, wisdom and humour. more...

  • 1,001 Pearls of Spiritual Wisdomby Kim Lim

    Skyhorse Publishing 2014; US$ 12.95

    The most inspirational and thought-provoking ruminations on spirituality. 1,001 Pearls of Spiritual Wisdom collects the most comforting and thought-provoking thoughts ever spoken and written. Not bound by any particular religion or ideology, the quotes inside reflect humanity?s most profound thoughts on the body, the soul, and how spirituality... more...

  • 101 Dog Quotesby Crombie Jardine

    Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited 2012; US$ 2.99

    This collection of quotes on the subject of dogs brings together comments from the likes of writers such as Ambrose Bierce and Franklin P. Jones to dog trainers such as Barbara Woodhouse. Man?s love of dogs and dogs? deserving, devoted nature shines through. more...

  • 101 Doughnut Proverbsby David M. Abramowicz

    Hillcrest Media Group, Inc. 2012; US$ 5.99

    101 Doughnut Proverbs is a collection of humorous adages related to the beloved pastry. The Author's amusing comparisons raise the awareness of the reader to important lessons in life in a comical context. more...

  • The 2,320 Funniest Quotesby Tom Corr

    Ulysses Press 2011; US$ 14.95

    ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will... more...

  • The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Saidby Robert Byrne

    Touchstone 2004; US$ 18.00

    Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy... more...

  • The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Saidby Robert Byrne

    Touchstone 2012; US$ 18.00

    A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said Robert Byrne?s quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne?s own wit, diligent research,... more...

  • 5,000 Great One Linersby Grant Tucker

    Biteback Publishing 2012; US$ 11.65

    Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the rise of Twitter heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this book,... more...

  • 776 Stupidest Things Ever Saidby Ross Petras; Kathryn Petras

    Crown/Archetype 2010; US$ 11.00

    A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips,  spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous  and infamous figures past and present -- a  complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth  champions of all time. From the Trade Paperback edition. more...

  • Abraham Lincoln's Wit and Wisdomby Abraham Lincoln; Bob Blaisdell

    Dover Publications 2013; US$ 12.95

    The most eloquent of American presidents, Lincoln had a sagacious or humorous comment on everything that mattered. This attractively designed and illustrated gift book features his remarks on subjects from politics to human nature. more...