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  • Don't Let the B*stards Get You Downby Sam Dixon

    Summersdale Publishers Ltd 2014; US$ 7.99

    When it feels like the world is against you and you want to give up on everything, here?s the perfect antidote: a no-nonsense collection of straight-talking quotations to help you laugh in the face of the bad times. more...

  • Finding the Right Words for Life's Celebrationsby J. Beverly Daniel

    Pocket Books 2007; US$ 9.95

    Sharing the most joyous moments of our lives begins with FINDING THE RIGHT WORDS FOR LIFE'S CELEBRATIONS Here you'll find: Hundreds of heartwarming phrases for engagements, christenings, adoptions, Bar Mitzvahs, graduations, and more Famous festive quotations Tips for flawlessly wording an announcement or invitation for baby... more...

  • Football Witby Aubrey Malone

    Summersdale Publishers Ltd 2008; US$ 9.99

    ?He dribbles a lot and the opposition don?t like it ? you can see it all over their faces.? Ron Atkinson When you?re done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football... more...

  • Friendshipby Herb Galewitz

    Dover Publications 2012; US$ 1.50

    Over 400 quotations, some more familiar than others, but all thoughtfully and precisely expressed. Includes such timeless observations as "A true friend is one soul in two bodies" (Aristotle) and "Friendship is like money, easier made than kept" (Samuel Butler). Also, thought-provoking reflections by Socrates, Confucius, Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker,... more...

  • Funniest Thing You Never Said 2by Rosemarie Jarski

    Ebury Publishing 2010; US$ 15.98

    The bestselling, blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with 6,000 more hilariously funny quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics... more...

  • Funny You Should Say Thatby Andrew Martin

    Penguin Books Ltd 2006; US$ 14.38

    'A fool and his words are soon parted' wrote William Shenstone in 1764; one might add that 'A wit and his words are rarely collected'. Here is the antidote: a dazzling survey of the funniest remarks, quips and observations from Ancient Rome, the Bible and Chaucer right up to The Simpsons and Little Britain. Over 5,000 of the very funniest remarks to... more...

  • George W. Bushismsby Jacob Weisberg

    Touchstone 2001; US$ 9.99

    Or did they? Judge for yourself. Here are over 100 memorable misstatements by our syntactically challenged president, collected, annotated, and introduced by Slate magazine's Jacob Weisberg. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." "We'll let our friends... more...

  • Golfing Witby Aubrey Malone

    Summersdale Publishers Ltd 2007; US$ 9.99

    ?Golf has given me an understanding of the futility of life? Aubrey Eban ?There can be little doubt that one of Job?s chief trials was that his wife insisted on playing golf with him? P. G. Wodehouse ?Ken Brown doesn?t need a watch to time himself on a golf course. He needs a calendar? Bud Eglinton With hundreds of funny one-liners that?ll have... more...

  • Great American Humorby Gerd De Ley

    Hatherleigh Press 2016; US$ 9.99

    Mark Twain wrote: "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Consider yourself blessed a thousand-fold with the new compilation Great American Humor by Gerd de Ley. Great American Humor collects 1000 wise and witty jokes, clever sayings and smart one-liners from well-known American humorists, actors, comedians, politicians, and personalities... more...

  • If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?by John Lloyd; John Mitchinson

    Crown/Archetype 2009; US$ 21.99

    John Lloyd and John Mitchinson have proven themselves to be masters at digging up obscure facts, abstruse information, and amusing anecdotes and presenting them effortlessly, somewhat slyly, with either great wit or at least a little bit of tongue in cheek. Their gifts are on full display in Quote Interesting, a lively, wonderfully enjoyable anthology... more...