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LOL Poems to Make You Laugh Out Loud

LOL Poems to Make You Laugh Out Loud by Shane Ward
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Laughing Out Loud (LOL) is a common need and LOL Poems is a great resource for laughing. Aimed essentially at teenagers and upward, there is very little bad language and many poems are child-friendly. Written over nine years, a collection of life experience and absurd situations make this a must-have book for lovers of silly poems and a good laugh.

Shane Ward wrote poems for fun, observing life’s absurdities, relationships and some of those awkward moments we can find ourselves in. Throw in a dose of fantasy and you have 100 poems you will want to read again and again.

SynergEbooks; October 2012
148 pages; ISBN 9780744320459
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Title: LOL Poems to Make You Laugh Out Loud
Author: Shane Ward
 
Excerpt
Armpits

Offensive to the nose it is.
The pallor of B.O.
A stench of nasty ripening pores
That makes you want to go…

…Almost anywhere beyond this place
To stay here would be wrong.
And what’s the retching, putrefied
Olfactory honking pong?

Armpits

It only takes one smelly pit
To make your lunchtime funky
A condiment you’d do without
Eye watering pits with chunky chips

Is it too much to ask, Is it
Not reasonable, I rant,
To raise your hand above your arm
And spray deodorant?

Smelly armpits.

In crowded trains with arms aloft
In small and confined space
In meetings that go on for hours
It’s Noxious. In your face

It doesn’t make you popular
Embarrassing I’d think
So please say ‘hi’ to hygiene
And wave goodbye to stink

Really smelly armpits.
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