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The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris

400 All-New Facts About The Most Terrify

The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris by Ian Spector
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CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK. START RUNNING. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, chuck Norris will free two hundred POW's from a Vietnamese prison camp, roundhouse kick Saturn, and expose a dozen lucky women to a love so intense that they will be incinerated. In this follow-up to the bestselling trilogy of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, and Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, Ian Spector has gathered four hundred brand-new facts about the master of mortification and obliteration, including: - Chuck Norris commits armed robbery with other people's arms. - The spurs on Chuck Norris's boots have a three-ton towing capacity - When Chuck Norris claps with one hand, the sound is deafening. - The Mona Lisa didn't smile before Chuck Norris spent a night in the Louvre. - Chuck Norris we put a man on the moon because Chuck Norris was the one who threw him there. ON A DEADLINESS SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, THIS BOOK CLOCKS IN AT INFINITY . . . TIMES FOUR.
Penguin Books Ltd; April 2011
180 pages; ISBN 9780857963413
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Title: The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris
Author: Ian Spector
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