The Leading eBooks Store Online 4,034,055 members ⚫ 1,328,001 ebooks

New to

Learn more

Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies

On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities

Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies by Chris Kluwe
Buy this eBook
US$ 13.99
(If any tax is payable it will be calculated and shown at checkout.)
Hi. In your hands, right now, you hold the culmination of thousands of years of human intelligence, ingenuity, and brilliance. Now put your goddamn phone down and pay attention to my book.

What is in my book, you ask? (I'm really glad you asked, by the way, because now I get to tell you.)

Time travel. Gay marriage. Sportsballing. Futuristic goggles that DO NOTHING.

Tiny brags from my publisher, stuff like: "This is an uproarious, uncensored take on empathy, personal responsibility, and what it means to be human."

Excessive brags about myself: "An extraordinarily clever, punishingly funny, sharp-tongued blogosphere star, NFL player, husband and father, one-time violin prodigy, voracious lifetime reader, obsessive gamer, and fearless champion of personal freedom."

Oh, and also an essay on the Pope's Twitter account. Honestly, if that doesn't draw you in, there's no hope left for humanity. I also give my own funeral eulogy, in case you were hoping I'd go away and die now!

So please, join me in the glorious art of windmill tilting by reading this "collection of rousing, uncensored personal essays, letters, and stories" (I have no idea why that's in quotes).

Join the herd of Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies.

(You know you want to.)
Little, Brown and Company; June 2013
272 pages; ISBN 9780316236768
Read online, or download in secure EPUB
Title: Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies
Author: Chris Kluwe
  • News
Former NFL player Chris Kluwe to speak at Gonzaga - Bulletin
Mon, 26 Sep 2016 20:13:45 -0700
Former NFL player Chris Kluwe to speak at GonzagaBulletinHe's also published two books: “Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies” ...
Chris Kluwe: Augmented reality, experiencing life as never before - CCTV-America
Sat, 06 Jun 2015 16:18:00 -0700
CCTV-AmericaChris Kluwe: Augmented reality, experiencing life as never beforeCCTV-AmericaExpanding his reach into literature, ...
Chris Kluwe makes an awkward Aaron Hernandez joke - USA TODAY
Fri, 28 Jun 2013 09:39:08 -0700
USA TODAYChris Kluwe makes an awkward Aaron Hernandez jokeUSA TODAYChris Kluwe was on Conan Thursday to talk about his new book ...