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The Secret Diary of Eric Cowell

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The Secret Diary of Eric Cowell by Tess Read
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"Being born is a very peculiar experience. Out I popped and there he was, staring right at me. A face with lots of black hair, black eyebrows, unnaturally white teeth, an utterly soppy expression on his face and tears in his eyes. Who was this?!" "Today I met Jeeves. Well, Daddy called him Piers, but I call him Jeeves. He said things like ‘And how would Sir like his nappy done up today? Traditional classic fit or a little more snug around the middle for Sir perhaps?’ I resolved to ask him for a Scotch on the rocks, just as soon as I could work up the vocabulary." "Apparently I was born on something called Valentine’s Day. So, when Harry Bighair came to visit he asked Daddy if they were going to call me Valentino. Daddy answered, ‘I’m not going to dignify that with a reply.’ Sometimes I wish Daddy would speak his mind more and not just sit on the fence all the time."
John Blake; February 2015
240 pages; ISBN 9781784182502
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Title: The Secret Diary of Eric Cowell
Author: Tess Read
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