The Leading eBooks Store Online 4,416,707 members ⚫ 1,552,143 ebooks

New to eBooks.com?

Learn more

Chin Up Britain

Chin Up Britain by Jenny Eclair
Not for sale in
your country
Not Available

Chin up, Britain! Now is the time to return to basic commonsense and embrace a new austerity. Can't afford a holiday? Slather on some sun tan lotion that smells of coconuts, at least you'll smell like you're on holiday. Don't know what to do with a left-over half a banana? Discard it surreptitiously on the floor of a government-owned building, 'accidentally' slip on it and claim thousands of pounds of compensation. Can't afford new shoes? Polish your old ones. And if all else fails, why not sell your children on ebay?

In her inimitable style, Jenny Éclair brings you helpful and hilarious tips for changing the way you live, including beauty on a budget, identifying your swappable skills (burying dead animals, tuning a freeview box), improving manners on public transport, the fine art of 'out-presenting' and a guide to gate-crashing.

Headline; January 2016
ISBN 9781472237835
Read online, or download in secure EPUB
Title: Chin Up Britain
Author: Jenny Eclair
 
More Fiction
Subject categories
ISBNs
9781472237835

This edition is not for sale in your country. Here are some titles that might be what you're after...