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How to Win a Fight with a Conservative

How to Win a Fight with a Conservative by Daniel Kurtzman
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Partisan warfare has never been so much fun.How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule liberals need to give their conservative "friends, neighbors and countrymen" the verbal smackdown of a lifetime. With the presidential election approaching, this irreverent yet practical guide is essential reading for unpracticed neophytes and seasoned politicos alike—the perfect primer for anyone who's ever fantasized about smacking sense into a misguided right-wing adversary.Includes:The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective PartisansThe Conservative Hall of ShameHow to Detect Lies, Propaganda, and General BSKick-Ass Arguments: A Step-by-Step Guide...and much, much more!This roadmap to success will help you size up, knock down, and win over your conservative rivals—without making yourself the target of the local militia.
Sourcebooks, Inc.; June 2007
144 pages; ISBN 9781402236211
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Title: How to Win a Fight with a Conservative
Author: Daniel Kurtzman
No one can pinpoint the exact moment it happened, but sometime in the last quarter century, between Ronald Reagan’s withering ridicule of all things liberal and George W. Bush’s bullying crusade to stamp out political dissent, conservatives gave liberalism a giant wedgie.Liberalism didn’t see it coming. It was busy navel-gazing and admiring itself in the mirror when conservatives snuck up from behind, grabbed it by its tighty-whities, and hung it up on the flagpole, where it kicked and flailed as conservatives pointed and taunted and called it a pantywaist and a loser.Democrats, even some Republicans, used to wear the liberal label with pride. Time was, liberalism was a word that conjured such core American principles as social justice, national compassion, and human freedom. But then conservatives had an idea. What if liberalism could be turned into an embarrassing perversion, like pedophilia, or a disease, like leprosy? And so they told anyone who would listen that liberals were sick, weak, deranged, traitorous perverts.The problem is, liberals stood there and took the abuse. They let conservatives bullyrag them, beat them down, and get inside their heads until they ran away with their hands over their ears, screaming, “I’m not a liberal!” And thus a proud ideology was thrown under the bus.
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