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Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog by Mitchell Symons
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A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

RHCP; March 2012
ISBN 9781409046011
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Title: Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog
Author: Mitchell Symons

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